I don’t know if any of you have had a washer break, but it’s terrible. You are left desolate for days at a time, missing your favorite items of clothing. The washer breaking did help me to discover one thing. It’s kind of huge! I have discovered Victoria’s secret. Seriously. I have.
Want to know what it is? Okay. I will tell you. We all have favorite underwear. Don’t pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about. We all have our A Team and B Team underroos. It’s okay. Admit it! Nick LeMasters didn’t understand either. I had to enlighten him…
Me: When is the new washer coming? I’m down to my B Team underwear and I’m getting annoyed.
Dad: I have no idea what you’re talking about.
Me: I have certain underwear I like and then I have other underwear that I don’t really care for.
Dad: Then why do you own it?
Me: Because it is cute and from Anthropologie. You don’t understand. Ugh.
Mom: She’s right. I know exactly what she means! I’m going through withdrawl, too.
Dad: Ugh! I hate this conversation. The new machine is coming Monday. So you’ll have to put your big girl panties on and deal with it until then. Now, can we please stop talking about this?
Me: Nice. Really sensitive.
I'm happy to report that the new washer is here and it's fantastic! The A-Team is back! I know you're all thinking about your favs right now. May you never have to go without them!
Oh. May I also just mention...You're welcome dad, for changing my font!
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