A few weeks ago I was driving to work and listening to the radio. It’s been a while since I’ve had an opportunity to listen to morning radio. Oh, the joys of commuting to work at 6am…Not complaining. I love my job.
Anyway. The topic for the morning was iPods. iPods and how we all have songs on our iPods that we wish we didn’t. I am guilty of this. I was also guilty of having every embarrassing song they listed on my iPod…we’ll get to this later.
I’ve often thought to myself, as I rocked out to Miley Cyrus’ Party in the USA, “Lord! Please don’t let anything terrible happen to me while I’m listening to this.” I can just imagine myself getting in a car accident or falling off the treadmill and knocking myself unconscious. I assume the person who finds me will be more concerned with the fact that I’m listening to The Biebs or Disney or ABBA, rather than the unconscious me.
And why is it, that the songs I am embarrassed of, are the ones that I can’t help but sing at the top of my lungs? In the shower. At home. And yes, in the car. They are the songs that I listen to at the gym and imagine myself singing on stage. Of course the setting changes with every song. When I listen to Mamma Mia, I am the star of a Broadway show. When I listen to The Biebs, I have amazing dance moves. When I listen Glee, I’m hosting the Oscars…no idea why…I assume it’s because I’m entertaining celebrities with song and dance.
And so. It came as no surprise that morning when they began to list their embarrassing songs and I had each and every one, plus more. So here. Here it is. My confession to the world. The top ten songs/music on my iPod that I’m ashamed of.
10. The Twilight Soundtrack
9. Various Glee Soundtracks (Yes. This means more than one)
8. Disney’s Greatest, Volume 2
7. Disney’s Greatest, Volume 1
6. Dolly Parton, 9 to 5
5. A Walk to Remember Soundtrack
4. Hilary Duff, Come Clean
3. Justin Bieber, Baby
2. Miley Cyrus, Party in the USA
1. Celine Dion, My Heart Will Go On
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