I think it goes without saying that my dad is my number one source of entertainment. He never lets me down with his pop culture references, his incorrect pop culture references, and stories from his childhood. While helping to decorate for Christmas, he did not let me down (by helping, I mean watching).
Biggest Loser:
Dad: Wow. That guys name is Frado, like a Hobbit.
Me: Hobbit?
Dad: Yeah. You know. Short people. Harry feet.
Me: I know. I also know that you are talking about Frodo, not Frado.
Jersey Shore:
Me: I’ve always wanted to see that show Jersey Boys.
Dad: That one with Snookie? That’s total trash, Dayna.
Me: Jersey Boys…Not Jersey Shore.
Forget You:
Me: I LOVE THIS SONG! “I see you driving ‘round town with the girl I love and I’m like, forget you!”
Dad: No, Dayna. I saw him singing on the Colbert Report. It goes, “I see you driving ‘round town with the girl I love and I’m like, Fox News!”
Last Christmas:
Me: “Last Christmas I gave you my heart, the very next day you gave it away!”
Dad: No, Dayna. It goes, “Last Christmas I gave you my heart, the very next day you tore it apart.” Geez!
Kenny Rogers:
Dad: WOW! You have Kenny Rogers on your iPod. This is classic. Do you even know who he is?
Me: Of course I do. That’s why I have his music.
Dad: Oh, you probably know him with his new face.
Long Legged Guitar Pickin' Man:
Dad: Wow. This song is a little insulting to women. “You big mouth woman.”
Me: I LOVE IT!
Dad: Don’t ever be with a guy who talks to you like that.
I Can't Help Myself (Sugar Pie Honey Bunch):
Me: Let me tell you something. I’m not going to the George Strait concert with you if you keep dancing around like that and clapping your hands. It’s embarrassing!
Dad: Well, then I guess we’re not going to the concert.
Me: I’m just joking. You do your thang.
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